About Us

Welcome to Idiocratees - the small UK brand from County Durham that makes clothing for people who prefer their outfits with personality. If you're looking for plain, boring basics, let me assure you they won't be found here!

We specialise in funny, sharp, and sometimes borderline-inappropriate designs because the world is already serious enough. Your clothes shouldn't be. Our T-Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts and accessories are made for people who enjoy a good laugh and don't mind turning a few heads.

We're a small business - which means we care about what we make. Every design is created in-house, every order matters, and everything we ship out is something we'd actually wear ourselves (and usually do).

Quality

Quality isn't just a feature of what we create - it's the foundation of who we are. We believe that the things you use every day should feel good, look good, and last. For us, comfort goes hand-in-hand with quality. Our commitment to quality reflects our commitment to you: to create something you can rely on, take pride in, and enjoy for years to come.

UK Designed & Printed

We like to keep things close to home. We're proud that our products are designed and printed here in the UK. Local production allows us to support British craftsmanship and small businesses, helping to keep skills, jobs, and creativity within our own communities. 

Our Mission

It's really quite simple. If we've made either yourself, someone you know or even a random stranger laugh, smile, cringe or maybe even cry (in a good way) we know we've done our job.

Thank you for supporting small, independent, UK-based creativity. Now go grab something that matches your vibe!

FAQ:

how much is shipping?

All orders are shipped via Standard Shipping. The prices of shipping can be seen below:

  • UK: £3.65
  • EU: £7.00
  • EFTA/Northern Europe: £8.60
  • International: £9.65
  • USA: £15.00
  • Canada: £9.50
  • Australia: £10.46

how long will my delivery take?

Once an order has been placed, we aim to get your order produced as quick as possible! All orders are shipped via Standard Shipping:

  • UK: 2-3 Business Days
  • EU: 5-15 Business Days
  • EFTA/Northern Europe: 5-15 Business Days
  • International: 10-30 Business Days
  • USA: 10-30 Business Days
  • Canada: 10-30 Business Days
  • Australia: 10-30 Business Days

Once an order leaves us, all delivery times depends on the courier. You are able to keep track of your product/s with your tracking number!

We aim to get your order to you as quickly as possible no matter where you are in the world. Please understand that there may be slight delays during busy seasons.

how can i cancel my order?

Unfortunately, once an order has been placed we are unable to cancel or change this as your order gets sent straight to print.

We are a small business and everything is made to order.

how can i track my order?

We got you! Once you place an order with us, you will receive an order confirmation along with a tracking number.

where is my order?

We understand that sometimes orders may take longer than usual, especially during busy periods. Once we ship your order, it's out of our hands (literally).

You can get in touch with your shipping provider with the appropriate tracking details and they will be able to assist you further.

return policy

Hey, we get it, we all make mistakes and we want you to love what you ordered! If there's a problem with your item (wrong print, damaged, etc.), please contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll fix it.

Ordered the wrong size or colour? While we can't offer a full refund, we're happy to provide an alternative solution. Please feel free to get in touch with us via the 'Contact Us' page. Alternatively, please send an email to idiocratees@outlook.com.

why don't you ship to my country?

We aim to ship to every country so everyone can wear one of our products. If we are unable to ship to you, it's normally due to the ability of our couriers or payment processing partners in that territory.

All available countries we ship to can be shown at checkout.

documentation in accordance with the gpsr regulation

In accordance with GPSR Regulation (General Product Safety Regulation), we want to ensure that all products comply with applicable safety standards and provide the necessary information on manufacturer addresses and safety instructions.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

product information

All of our tees are printed on Bella+Canvas 3001 shirts. Here at Idiocratees, we believe in comfort as well as quality, and producing something you can wear over and over again.

Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colours - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colours - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heater and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Are there any additional customs charges for orders outside of the uk?

When ordering products for delivery outside of the UK, depending on the destination, you may be subject to import duties and taxes which are levied once the products reach the specified delivery location.

Any additional charges for customs and/or import clearance and other handling charges must be paid by you, as we have no control over these charges.

All orders destined for the EU are customs-free up to a value of €150.

We hope we have helped address any questions you may have. If you need any further assistance, please feel free to get in touch via the 'Contact Us' page. Alternatively, please send an email to idiocratees@outlook.com.