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Caffeine Is King T-Shirt
Caffeine Is King T-Shirt
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£23.99 GBP
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For the overworked, under-slept, and dangerously caffeinated humans who wake up every morning looking like they lost a fight with their own alarm clock. This shirt makes it clear: caffeine isn't your beverage - it's your entire personality holding you together with shaky hands and questionable stability.
Perfect for:
- Workplaces where you survive on caffeine and quiet hatred.
- Coffee shops where the barista knows your order and your mental breakdown schedule.
- Any environment where people need a visual warning before speaking to you.
Pour. Another. Cup. ☕👑
Product Features:
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, lightweight and breathable.
- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and shoulder tape for shape retention.
- Side seams for improved structure and lasting fit.
- Inner neck label with logo and wash instructions.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
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Size Guide:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |||
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | ||
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | ||
| Sleeve length, cm | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 | ||
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
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