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Caffeine Is King T-Shirt

Caffeine Is King T-Shirt

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For the overworked, under-slept, and dangerously caffeinated humans who wake up every morning looking like they lost a fight with their own alarm clock. This shirt makes it clear: caffeine isn't your beverage - it's your entire personality holding you together with shaky hands and questionable stability.

Perfect for:

  • Workplaces where you survive on caffeine and quiet hatred.
  • Coffee shops where the barista knows your order and your mental breakdown schedule.
  • Any environment where people need a visual warning before speaking to you.

Pour. Another. Cup. ☕👑

Product Features:

  • 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, lightweight and breathable.
  • Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and shoulder tape for shape retention.
  • Side seams for improved structure and lasting fit.
  • Inner neck label with logo and wash instructions.

Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
  • Do not dry clean

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Size Guide:

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, cm 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82
Sleeve length, cm 22.61 23.37 24.13 24.64 25.40 26.42
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81


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