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I Love My Wife T-Shirt
I Love My Wife T-Shirt
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£23.99 GBP
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Nothing says "happy marriage" like forced enthusiasm in cotton form. ❤️
The I Love My Wife tee is for every man who knows that love is about compromise - and by compromise, we mean doing what you're told. She saw it, she bought it, and now you're wearing it because, well... you value your life.
Perfect for:
- Husbands who've learnt the power of saying "yes, dear."
- Men who still think "free will" is a thing in marriage.
- Anyone who wants to look devoted and slightly dead inside.
Soft, comfy, and just the right mix of fear and affection. Wear it proudly - or at least until she stops watching.
Real men say it with a t-shirt (because saying it out loud starts an argument).
Product Features:
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton - lightweight and breathable.
- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and shoulder tape for shape retention.
- Side seams for improved structure and lasting fit.
- Inside neck label with logo and wash instructions.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
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Size Guide:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |||
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | ||
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | ||
| Sleeve length, cm | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 | ||
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
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