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I Love My Wife T-Shirt

I Love My Wife T-Shirt

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Nothing says "happy marriage" like forced enthusiasm in cotton form. ❤️

The I Love My Wife tee is for every man who knows that love is about compromise - and by compromise, we mean doing what you're told. She saw it, she bought it, and now you're wearing it because, well... you value your life.

Perfect for:

  • Husbands who've learnt the power of saying "yes, dear."
  • Men who still think "free will" is a thing in marriage.
  • Anyone who wants to look devoted and slightly dead inside.

Soft, comfy, and just the right mix of fear and affection. Wear it proudly - or at least until she stops watching.

Real men say it with a t-shirt (because saying it out loud starts an argument).

Product Features:

  • 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton - lightweight and breathable.
  • Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and shoulder tape for shape retention.
  • Side seams for improved structure and lasting fit.
  • Inside neck label with logo and wash instructions.

Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
  • Do not dry clean

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Size Guide:

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, cm 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82
Sleeve length, cm 22.61 23.37 24.13 24.64 25.40 26.42
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81


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