Sorry I Can't, I'm Allergic To Sharks T-Shirt

The ocean sucks, sharks are terrifying, and you've got the perfect excuse to stay the hell away from both. Slip this on and let the world know you break out in fear, sweating, and questionable life choices whenever a shark-or even a mildly aggressive tuna fish is mentioned. It's bold. It's stupid. It's your new favourite shirt.

This shirt is perfect for:

• Beach trips you never wanted to go on.
• Friends who insist "nothing bad ever happens in the ocean" (liars)
• Anyone who simply doesn't want to leave the house, like ever.

Put it on. Avoid sharks. Live your truth. 🦈

Product Features:

• 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, lightweight and breathable.
• Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and shoulder tape for shape retention.
• Side seams for improved structure and lasting fit.
• Inner neck label with logo and wash instructions.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
• Do not dry clean

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