Slap My B(ASS) T-Shirt

Subtle? Absolutely not. Hilarious? Every. Single. Time. 🎸

This tee is perfect for anyone who loves a bit of wordplay (or foreplay, if you're into it) that's barely appropriate and isn't afraid to make strangers do a double-take.

Soft, comfy, and guaranteed to spark at least three conversations and one concerned look from someone's grandma. Wear it to parties, BBQs, bars, or anywhere you want people to wonder whether they misread your shirt... or whether you meant exactly what they think you meant.

Go ahead. Slap your b(ass)... metaphorically, literally, whatever - just own it.

Product Features:

• 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, lightweight and breathable.
• Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and shoulder tape for shape retention.
• Side seams for improved structure and lasting fit.
• Inner neck label with logo and wash instructions.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam, or dry: medium heat
• Do not dry clean

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