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Not So Fast Partner T-Shirt
Not So Fast Partner T-Shirt
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£23.99 GBP
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Life's too short to rush... unless you're chasing a kebab van. This T-Shirt is your official badge of slow-living, bad decisions, and letting the good times roll (at a snail's pace). 🐌
Perfect for:
- People who need a reminder that the world will survive if you don't hustle.
- Anyone whose motto is "why run when you can wobble?"
- Those who like their vibes slow, their laughs loud, and their mornings lazy.
Soft, comfy, and guaranteed to make you look like you're in no rush to care - even if life is on fire.
Take it easy. Slow down. Let someone else deal with the chaos.
Product Features:
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, lightweight and breathable.
- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and shoulder tape for shape retention.
- Side seams for improved structure and lasting fit.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Free shipping on orders over £50!
Size Guide:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |||
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | ||
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | ||
| Sleeve length, cm | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 | ||
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
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