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Not So Fast Partner T-Shirt

Not So Fast Partner T-Shirt

Regular price £23.99 GBP
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Life's too short to rush... unless you're chasing a kebab van. This T-Shirt is your official badge of slow-living, bad decisions, and letting the good times roll (at a snail's pace). 🐌

Perfect for:

  • People who need a reminder that the world will survive if you don't hustle.
  • Anyone whose motto is "why run when you can wobble?"
  • Those who like their vibes slow, their laughs loud, and their mornings lazy.

Soft, comfy, and guaranteed to make you look like you're in no rush to care - even if life is on fire.

Take it easy. Slow down. Let someone else deal with the chaos.

Product Features:

  • 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, lightweight and breathable.
  • Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and shoulder tape for shape retention.
  • Side seams for improved structure and lasting fit.

Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
  • Do not dry clean

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Size Guide:

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, cm 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82
Sleeve length, cm 22.61 23.37 24.13 24.64 25.40 26.42
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81


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