My Wiener Is Cool T-Shirt

Finally - a shirt that tells the truth. 🌭

The My Wiener Is Cool tee celebrates the only wiener you're legally allowed to brag about in public - your sausage dog. Whether your dachshund's strutting down the street like it owns the place, or you just enjoy watching people do a double-take when they read your chest, this shirt's got the kind of energy that says "yeah, I went there."

Perfect for:

• Proud sausage dog parents with a filthy sense of humour.
• People who laugh every single time someone says "wiener."
• Anyone who likes their jokes as long as their dogs.

Soft, comfy, and guaranteed to get at least one old lady to glare at you in the street. Perfect, I'll take two!

Show the world your wiener's cool - just, you know... keep it PG.

Product Features:

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight and breathable.
• Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and shoulder tape for shape retention.
• Side seams for improved structure and lasting fit.
• Inside neck label with logo and wash instructions.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: medium heat 
• Do not dry clean

Free shipping on orders over £50!

Size Guide: