1
/
of
1
Idiocratees
You Make Me Wheezy T-Shirt
You Make Me Wheezy T-Shirt
Regular price
£23.99 GBP
Regular price
Sale price
£23.99 GBP
Taxes included.
Quantity
Couldn't load pickup availability
For those who like their humour a little breathless. 💨
The You Make Me Wheezy tee is a tribute to all the legends who can't walk up the stairs without seeing God - or who just love a good inhaler joke. Featuring a glorious puffer, this shirt says: "I may not have lungs of steel, but I've got personality (and Ventolin)."
Perfect for:
- Asthmatics with attitude.
- People who laugh too hard at their own jokes and nearly pass out.
- Anyone who's ever said, "Hang on, I just need a puff."
Soft, comfy, and guaranteed to turn heads - or at least make people snort so hard they need their own inhaler.
Breathless? Good. You're doing it right.
Product Features:
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton - lightweight and breathable.
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape for retention and stability.
- Side seams for a structured retail fit that layers well.
- Inside neck label with logo and wash instructions.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Free shipping on orders over £50!
Size Guide:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |||
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | ||
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | ||
| Sleeve length, cm | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 | ||
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
Share
