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You Make Me Wheezy T-Shirt

You Make Me Wheezy T-Shirt

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For those who like their humour a little breathless. 💨

The You Make Me Wheezy tee is a tribute to all the legends who can't walk up the stairs without seeing God - or who just love a good inhaler joke. Featuring a glorious puffer, this shirt says: "I may not have lungs of steel, but I've got personality (and Ventolin)."

Perfect for:

  • Asthmatics with attitude.
  • People who laugh too hard at their own jokes and nearly pass out.
  • Anyone who's ever said, "Hang on, I just need a puff."

Soft, comfy, and guaranteed to turn heads - or at least make people snort so hard they need their own inhaler.

Breathless? Good. You're doing it right.

Product Features:

  • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton - lightweight and breathable.
  • Ribbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape for retention and stability.
  • Side seams for a structured retail fit that layers well.
  • Inside neck label with logo and wash instructions.

Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
  • Do not dry clean

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Size Guide:

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, cm 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82
Sleeve length, cm 22.61 23.37 24.13 24.64 25.40 26.42
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81


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